#1: The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue

The Loin Returns #1
"The calm before the storm: the Obligatory Prologue"

LOIN: Saara shehar mujhe Loin ke naam se jaanta hai!
LOIN: ...
LOIN: ...
LOIN: Ahem! I was just pausing for effect like the Axe Effect, you know?!

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LOIN: Sorry for that blatant plug in our very first issue. It's a shame. Call me commercialized. But then, so is Bollywood these days. What a pain...
MICHAEL: Oh, so it shames you?!
PETER: And it pains you?!!
LOIN: Yes, Maikal! Yes, Peter! But in the good old days... there was no shame... there was no pain...
LOIN: There was only champagne [pronounced sham-pain]

[To be continued]